[There is a =
common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth =
is that there are many adults who like them, too, but they are just too =
embarrassed to admit it. Please laugh quietly to yourself.]
Q. =
What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun? =
A. I just love =
baskin’ robins.
Q. Why =
couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? =
A. Because he =
was on a roll.
Q. How do =
billboards talk to each other?
A. They use =
sign language
Q. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A. =
Ba-Na-Na-NAAAA
Q. What did =
the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A. Look =
grandpa, no hands!
Q. What did the beach say when the tide came =
in?
A. Long time =
no sea.
Q. What did =
the Pirate use to quit smoking?
A. The =
patch.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? =
A. Because if =
it flew over the bay it would be called a =
bagel!
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"