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04/20/20 Grif.Net – Q & A for All Ages

04/20/20 Grif.Net – Q & A for All Ages

[There is a =
common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth =
is that there are many adults who like them, too, but they are just too =
embarrassed to admit it. Please laugh quietly to yourself.]

Q. =
What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun? =

A. I just love =
baskin’ robins.

Q. Why =
couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? =

A. Because he =
was on a roll.

 

Q. How do =
billboards talk to each other? 

A. They use =
sign language

Q. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A. =
Ba-Na-Na-NAAAA

 

Q. What did =
the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A. Look =
grandpa, no hands!

Q. What did the beach say when the tide came =
in?

A. Long time =
no sea.

 

Q. What did =
the Pirate use to quit smoking?

A. The =
patch.

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? =

A. Because if =
it flew over the bay it would be called a =
bagel!

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"