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04/17/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

04/17/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[Think my =
friends have too much time on their hands and no one to talk =
to]

Susan H wondered, “I’m gonna ask my mom if her =
offer to ‘slap me into next year’ is still on the =
table.”

 

Kenneth T =
said, “I just sent out a dove from my kitchen window.  When =
it comes back with a piece of toilet paper, I will know this storm is =
over.”

 

Rebecca C =
thought, “It’s almost time to take out the garbage. =
I’m so excited.  Wonder what I should =
wear?”

 

Sheriff’s=
Department notified: “Remember, running from the local police is =
not considered ‘social =
distancing’”.

 

Carla C just asked her 6 year old daughter =
if she understood why there was no school. The response? "Yes. =
It’s because there’s no Toilet Paper".

 

Linda H =
(sorry, always remember you by maiden name) suggested, “Until =
further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, =
otherday, someday, yesterday, today and =
nextday.”

 

Ken M was =
amazed: “I just found out that my AM radio works at night, =
too.”

 

Brian O =
pondered, “Sometimes =
I wonder if all of this is happening, because I didn’t forward that =
message to 10 other people!"

 

John K said, =
“My body has absorbed so much Sanitizer that when I pee it cleans =
the toilet.”

 

Lyssa Z =
warned, “Returned from the grocery store with my hubby.  Took =
off masks. Turned out it was the wrong hubby. Be =
attentive!”

 

Sylvia K =
advised,  “Do NOT make virus mask from coffee filters. I =
almost suffocated from those wet coffee =
grounds.”

 

Clayton H =
asked, “Pray for my wife. She’s not sick or anything, just =
married to me.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"