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04/15/20 Grif.Net – Money Matters

04/15/20 Grif.Net – Money Matters

[April 15 =
seems a good day to talk about money matters]

**Promised God that =
if I won 3 million dollars =
in the lottery this weekend, I’d decided to donate a quarter of it =
to my church.  Now I have $2,999,999.75 left.

 

**The economy =
is so bad that even hot cakes aren’t selling like hot =
cakes.

 

**I finally =
was brave enough to look at the value of my stocks and bonds today v =
January 1 before the man-made recession from the lock down.  =
I’m convinced that if the DOW gets any lower, they will have to =
add an “N” to the word.

 

**If marriage =
is grand, then what is divorce? About ten grand.

 

**I saw a =
homeless guy on the street with a sign that said, “One day, this =
could be you.”
I put my money back in my pocket, just in case =
he’s right.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"