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04/07/20 Grif.Net – Overheard

04/07/20 Grif.Net – Overheard

Overheard on =
Noah’s Ark: “What a lousy cruise. Think it has rained every =
day!”

 

Overheard =
at railroad yard: “I’m not sure how many trains I’ve =
wrecked.  I just can’t keep =
track.”

 

Overheard by a =
husband: “Not to brag, but I went into another room and remembered =
why I was there!  It was the bathroom, but . . . =

 

Overheard at =
senior citizens center: “I’m not really lazy, but I did feel =
like calling Uber to take me from the couch to the =
kitchen.”

 

Overheard at =
the clinic: “You have gall stone, bladder stones, kidney stones. =
Welcome to the stone age.”

 

Overheard at =
the plastic surgeon office: “Just kicked a duck out of here. =
Evidently it was trying to get its bill =
reduced.”

 

Overheard at =
Starbucks: “Oh, good, they now have cane sugar instead of regular =
sugar.”

 

Overheard =
around the dinner table: “With age comes wisdom, but I =
didn’t know wisdom weighed 40 =
pounds.”

 

Overheard in =
the nucleus: “Are you sure you’re a proton? You don’t =
seem positive.”

 

Overheard just =
about everywhere: “The older I get, the more I appreciate being =
quarantined at home doing absolutely =
nothing.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"