04/07/20 Grif.Net – Overheard

04/07/20 Grif.Net – Overheard

Overheard on =
Noah’s Ark: “What a lousy cruise. Think it has rained every =


Overheard =
at railroad yard: “I’m not sure how many trains I’ve =
wrecked.  I just can’t keep =


Overheard by a =
husband: “Not to brag, but I went into another room and remembered =
why I was there!  It was the bathroom, but . . . =


Overheard at =
senior citizens center: “I’m not really lazy, but I did feel =
like calling Uber to take me from the couch to the =


Overheard at =
the clinic: “You have gall stone, bladder stones, kidney stones. =
Welcome to the stone age.”


Overheard at =
the plastic surgeon office: “Just kicked a duck out of here. =
Evidently it was trying to get its bill =


Overheard at =
Starbucks: “Oh, good, they now have cane sugar instead of regular =


Overheard =
around the dinner table: “With age comes wisdom, but I =
didn’t know wisdom weighed 40 =


Overheard in =
the nucleus: “Are you sure you’re a proton? You don’t =
seem positive.”


Overheard just =
about everywhere: “The older I get, the more I appreciate being =
quarantined at home doing absolutely =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"