[Puns upon a midnight =
dreary, lexical semantics for the weak and =
weary]
What breed of =
dog will unlock your front door? Yorkie
He drove his =
expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes =
bends.
What do you =
call a mummy of a Knight with a cold? I don’t know – Sir Cough I =
guess
When the past, =
present, and future go camping they always argue. It’s intense tense in =
tents
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s =
no menu – you get what you deserve.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"