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04/01/20 Grif.Net – P.U.NS

04/01/20 Grif.Net – P.U.NS

[Puns upon a midnight =
dreary, lexical semantics for the weak and =
weary
]

What breed of =
dog will unlock your front door? Yorkie

 

He drove his =
expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes =
bends.

 

What do you =
call a mummy of a Knight with a cold? I don’t know – Sir Cough I =
guess

When the past, =
present, and future go camping they always argue. It’s intense tense in =
tents

 

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s =
no menu – you get what you deserve.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"