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03/31/20 Grif.Net – Can’t Take It With You

03/31/20 Grif.Net – Can’t Take It With You

A miserly =
lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to =
prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with =
you.”

 

After much =
thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out =
how to take at least some of his money with him when he =
died.

 

He instructed =
his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two =
pillowcases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic =
and leave them directly above his bed.

 

His plan: When =
he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to =
heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s =
wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow-cases =
stuffed with cash.

 

“Oh, =
that old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me =
put the money in the basement.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"