A miserly =
lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to =
prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with =
After much =
thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out =
how to take at least some of his money with him when he =
He instructed =
his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two =
pillowcases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic =
and leave them directly above his bed.
His plan: When =
he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to =
heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s =
wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow-cases =
stuffed with cash.
that old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me =
put the money in the basement.”
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"