03/26/20 Grif.Net – Ailments

03/26/20 Grif.Net – Ailments

[Fourth Installment of our =
Humor on Aging week]

At our church, a group of senior citizens =
were sitting around talking about their =


“My arms are so weak I =
can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said =


“Yes, I know. My =
cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee”, replied =


“I can’t turn my =
head because of arthritis in my neck”, said a third, to which =
several nodded in agreement.


My blood pressure pills make me =
dizzy,” another went on.


“I guess that’s the =
price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his =


Then there was a short moment =
of silence.


“Well, it’s not =
that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God, we can all =
still drive”!



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =