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03/26/20 Grif.Net – Ailments

03/26/20 Grif.Net – Ailments

[Fourth Installment of our =
Humor on Aging week]

At our church, a group of senior citizens =
were sitting around talking about their =
ailments:

 

“My arms are so weak I =
can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said =
one.

 

“Yes, I know. My =
cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee”, replied =
another.

 

“I can’t turn my =
head because of arthritis in my neck”, said a third, to which =
several nodded in agreement.

 

My blood pressure pills make me =
dizzy,” another went on.

 

“I guess that’s the =
price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his =
head.

 

Then there was a short moment =
of silence.

 

“Well, it’s not =
that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God, we can all =
still drive”!

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"