SENIOR CITIZEN (another installment in our “aging” =
I’m anti-everything now: =
anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, =
I’m walking more (to the =
bathroom) and enjoying it less.
I’m going to reveal what =
goes on behind closed doors in our home. Absolutely =
If you are what you eat, =
I’m Shredded Wheat and All Bran.
I’m in the ‘initial =
stage’ of my golden years. SS, CD’s, IRA’S, =
I’m wondering if =
you’re only “as old as you feel”, how could I be alive =
at nearly 200?
I’m now a liberal and =
supporting all movements . . . by eating bran, prunes, and =
I’m a walking storeroom =
of facts. Sadly, I’ve just lost the key to the =
I’m glad God made the =
world round so that I would never be able to see too far down the =
Dr Bob Griffin =
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =