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03/25/20 Grif.Net – I’m a Senior Citizen (part 2)

03/25/20 Grif.Net – I’m a Senior Citizen (part 2)

I’M A =
SENIOR CITIZEN (another installment in our “aging” =
series)
 

I’m anti-everything now: =
anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, =
anti-inflammatory.

 

I’m walking more (to the =
bathroom) and enjoying it less.

 

I’m going to reveal what =
goes on behind closed doors in our home. Absolutely =
nothing!

 

If you are what you eat, =
I’m Shredded Wheat and All Bran.

 

I’m in the ‘initial =
stage’ of my golden years. SS, CD’s, IRA’S, =
AARP.

 

I’m wondering if =
you’re only “as old as you feel”, how could I be alive =
at nearly 200?

 

I’m now a liberal and =
supporting all movements . . . by eating bran, prunes, and =
raisins.

 

I’m a walking storeroom =
of facts. Sadly, I’ve just lost the key to the =
storeroom.

 

I’m glad God made the =
world round so that I would never be able to see too far down the =
road.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"