SENIOR CITIZEN and proud of it!
I’m the life of the party =
even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
I’m very good at opening =
childproof caps with a hammer.
I’m usually interested in =
going home before I get to where I am going.
I’m the first one to find =
the bathroom wherever I go.
I’m smiling all the time =
because I can’t hear a word you’re =
I’m very good at telling =
stories. Over and over and over and over.
I’m aware that other =
people’s grandchildren are not as bright as =
I’m so cared for – =
long term care, eye care, private care, dental =
I’m not grouchy, I just =
don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, =
I’m wrinkled, saggy, =
lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.
Dr Bob Griffin =
firstname.lastname@example.org www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =