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03/24/20 Grif.Net – I’m a Senior Citizen (part 1)

03/24/20 Grif.Net – I’m a Senior Citizen (part 1)

I’M A =
SENIOR CITIZEN and proud of it!
 

I’m the life of the party =
even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

 

I’m very good at opening =
childproof caps with a hammer.

 

I’m usually interested in =
going home before I get to where I am going.

 

I’m the first one to find =
the bathroom wherever I go.

 

I’m smiling all the time =
because I can’t hear a word you’re =
saying.

 

I’m very good at telling =
stories. Over and over and over and over.

 

I’m aware that other =
people’s grandchildren are not as bright as =
mine.

 

I’m so cared for – =
long term care, eye care, private care, dental =
care.

 

I’m not grouchy, I just =
don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, =
politicians.

 

I’m wrinkled, saggy, =
lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"