03/17/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

03/17/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Mike shared, =
“I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. =
When I asked why she was wearing a surgical mask, she said it was NOT a =
mask; it was a coughy filter.


Ken M advised, If a stranger takes the seat next to you, =
just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the =


Speaking of money, Teresa reminded me, “Money =
isn’t everything, but it does rank high on the list, right next to =


Lynn’s new policy: “When I invite people over, =
I now add BYOTP.”


Scott quipped, “I know =
healthcare is expensive. but things like amputation shouldn’t cost an =
arm and a leg.”


Julie said, =
“My stomach is flat (remember, the L is =


Chuck joked, =
“People are not shaking hands for fear of coronavirus.  =
I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet =


Tim taught, “If =
you can learn how to order at Starbucks, you can learn the theological =
terminology at church, because that’s less =


Ken H wondered, “Looking for a specialist to fix my =
harpsichord. I think it’s Baroque.”


John shared, “If your doctor asks if you hear =
voices, don’t answer.”


Wayne M observed, “One major difference between men =
and women I’ve found is that if a woman says ‘smell this’ it’s likely to =
smell nice.”


Tim confided, =
“I didn’t observe Leap Day. At my age, I’m liable to =
break a hip.”



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"