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03/17/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

03/17/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Mike shared, =
“I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. =
When I asked why she was wearing a surgical mask, she said it was NOT a =
mask; it was a coughy filter.

 

Ken M advised, If a stranger takes the seat next to you, =
just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the =
money?"

 

Speaking of money, Teresa reminded me, “Money =
isn’t everything, but it does rank high on the list, right next to =
oxygen.”

 

Lynn’s new policy: “When I invite people over, =
I now add BYOTP.”

 

Scott quipped, “I know =
healthcare is expensive. but things like amputation shouldn’t cost an =
arm and a leg.”

 

Julie said, =
“My stomach is flat (remember, the L is =
silent)”

 

Chuck joked, =
“People are not shaking hands for fear of coronavirus.  =
I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet =
paper.”

 

Tim taught, “If =
you can learn how to order at Starbucks, you can learn the theological =
terminology at church, because that’s less =
complicated.”

 

Ken H wondered, “Looking for a specialist to fix my =
harpsichord. I think it’s Baroque.”

 

John shared, “If your doctor asks if you hear =
voices, don’t answer.”

 

Wayne M observed, “One major difference between men =
and women I’ve found is that if a woman says ‘smell this’ it’s likely to =
smell nice.”

 

Tim confided, =
“I didn’t observe Leap Day. At my age, I’m liable to =
break a hip.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"