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03/06/20 Grif.Net – For Sale Signs

03/06/20 Grif.Net – For Sale Signs

For Sale: =
Parachute. Only used once.  Never opened.

 

For Sale: Used =
Cows.  Inquire in barn.

 

For Sale: All =
Body Parts.  Joe’s Salvage Yard.

 

For Sale: =
Lying Husband.  No reasonable offer =
refused.

 

For Sale: =
Home. By owner.  Because neighbor is a real =
jerk.

 

For Sale: =
Snowman. Unassembled. Bring your own shovel.

 

For Sale: =
House. Price reduced again. But still not stupid or =
desperate.

 

For Sale: A =
State Sale

 

For Sale: Dead =
People’s Things.

 

For Sale: =
Older Home. Mice included.

 

For Sale: =
Answers: $1.  Correct Answers: $5.  Dumb Looks: =
Free.

 

For Sale: Baby =
Liquidation.

 

For Sale: 3 =
for the price of 3.

 

For Sale: =
Divorce-Coming Yard Sale. Hurry before he =
returns.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net

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Knows Me, This I Love!"