03/03/20 Grif.Net – Crafty Comebacks

03/03/20 Grif.Net – Crafty Comebacks

Waitress: Do =
you want your coffee black?

Bob: What =
other colors do you have?


Science =
Professor: Name the four main food groups.

Student: =
Frozen, Canned, Instant and Lite.


Elaine: =
Don’t you think that couple makes a perfect =

Hank: Yes, I =
do.  He’s a pill and she’s a =


Bob: I just =
haven’t been myself today.

Teresa: Yes, =
I’ve noticed the improvement.


Slow student: =
What do you think I’m going to be when I =

Teacher:  =
A senior citizen?


Junior: Dad, =
what do ball players do when they get older and their eyesight starts to =
go bad?

Dad: They =
become umpires.


Son: I’m =
getting tired of our dog chasing everybody on a bicycle.  What can =
I do?

Mom: Take away =
his bicycle.


Shopper: =
I’d like to buy a pillow made with 100% goose =

Salesman: =
Okay, but hope you can afford the down payment.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"