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03/03/20 Grif.Net – Crafty Comebacks

03/03/20 Grif.Net – Crafty Comebacks

Waitress: Do =
you want your coffee black?

Bob: What =
other colors do you have?

 

Science =
Professor: Name the four main food groups.

Student: =
Frozen, Canned, Instant and Lite.

 

Elaine: =
Don’t you think that couple makes a perfect =
pair?

Hank: Yes, I =
do.  He’s a pill and she’s a =
headache.

 

Bob: I just =
haven’t been myself today.

Teresa: Yes, =
I’ve noticed the improvement.

 

Slow student: =
What do you think I’m going to be when I =
graduate?

Teacher:  =
A senior citizen?

 

Junior: Dad, =
what do ball players do when they get older and their eyesight starts to =
go bad?

Dad: They =
become umpires.

 

Son: I’m =
getting tired of our dog chasing everybody on a bicycle.  What can =
I do?

Mom: Take away =
his bicycle.

 

Shopper: =
I’d like to buy a pillow made with 100% goose =
feathers.

Salesman: =
Okay, but hope you can afford the down payment.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"