Mary and I once had to appear in court for domestic =
problems. The judge asked Mary, "Why did you hit your husband with =
a chair?"
Mary replied, "Because the =
table was too heavy!"
Not too long ago Mary went to a fortune teller who asked, =
"So, did you come to find out about your husband’s =
future?"
Mary answered, "Heavens no! =
I came to find out about his past. Then I’ll decide his =
future!"
Mary told me =
that a married man should simply forget all his =
mistakes.
Then added, =
“There’s no use in two people remembering the same =
thing.”
Mary said, “Quick! You vacuum and dust and I’ll =
clean the bathroom and scrub the floor.”
I had to ask, “What’s the =
rush?”
She =
replied, “The cleaning lady is coming over in an =
hour.”
Mary asked, =
“Do you love me?”
Wayne =
responded: “Yes, dear.”
Mary then =
added “Would you die for me?”
Wayne had to =
say “No. Mine is an undying love.”
*** ANSWERS to =
Yesterday’s Quiz***
1872 Luther =
Crowell’s paper bag manufacturing machine
1876 Julius =
Wolff’s first canned sardines
1878 Thomas =
Edison’s phonograph invented to record and play =
sounds
1885 Washington =
Monument dedicated (started nearly 40 years earlier)
1903 Ladies Home =
Journal became first magazine with one million =
subscribers
1912 Jules =
Vedrines broke the 100mph barrier in a plane
1928 Figure skater =
Sonja Henie won 3 Olympic gold medals in St Moritz
1931 Alka Seltzer =
invented
1945 US Flag =
raised on Iwo Jima
1947 Edwin =
Land’s instant developing camera (polaroid)
1964 Ed Sullivan =
introduces the Beetles to US television
1971 =
President’s Day national holiday (combining Washington and =
Lincoln’s birthday holiday)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"