Samuel =
decided, “If the pastor doesn’t shake my hand Sunday, =
I’m going to tear up the church bulletin.”
Jim said, =
“The police came by and asked me where I was between 5 and =
6. They seemed irritated when I told them =
‘Kindergarten’.”
Scott shared, =
“The deacons want to take the pastor hunting, if he’s =
game.”
Sharon =
related, “I did a little mechanic work today. I put a rear =
end into a recliner.”
Ken M admitted, “Age 60 might be the new 40, but =
9:00 pm is the new midnight.”
Colma added, “Remember in school, math is the only =
subject that counts.”
Sue confessed, “As a senior citizen, I take pride =
that I can open a child-proof cap on my medicine bottle. If I have =
a large enough hammer.”
A Colonel wrote, “Dear February. I am in need of an =
‘r’ and it sounds like you’re not using yours. May I =
borrow it?”
Marilyn tweeted, “Apparently RSVP’ing back to =
a wedding invite ‘Maybe Next Time’ isn’t the correct =
response.”
Jenni (with no ‘e’) said, “I finally got =
eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but =
whatever.”
Lloyd warned, “If God says, ‘Build an =
Ark’, you know it won’t be just another rainy =
day.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"