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02/19/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

02/19/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Samuel =
decided, “If the pastor doesn’t shake my hand Sunday, =
I’m going to tear up the church bulletin.”

Jim said, =
“The police came by and asked me where I was between 5 and =
6.  They seemed irritated when I told them =
‘Kindergarten’.”

 

Scott shared, =
“The deacons want to take the pastor hunting, if he’s =
game.”

 

Sharon =
related, “I did a little mechanic work today.  I put a rear =
end into a recliner.”

 

Ken M admitted, “Age 60 might be the new 40, but =
9:00 pm is the new midnight.”

 

Colma added, “Remember in school, math is the only =
subject that counts.”

 

Sue confessed, “As a senior citizen, I take pride =
that I can open a child-proof cap on my medicine bottle.  If I have =
a large enough hammer.”

 

A Colonel wrote, “Dear February. I am in need of an =
‘r’ and it sounds like you’re not using yours. May I =
borrow it?”

 

Marilyn tweeted, “Apparently RSVP’ing back to =
a wedding invite ‘Maybe Next Time’ isn’t the correct =
response.”

 

Jenni (with no ‘e’) said, “I finally got =
eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but =
whatever.”

 

Lloyd warned, “If God says, ‘Build an =
Ark’, you know it won’t be just another rainy =
day.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"