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02/18/20 Grif.Net – Signs on my Kitchen Wall

02/18/20 Grif.Net – Signs on my Kitchen Wall

If you don’t =
like my standard of cooking, lower your =
standards.

 

If a messy =
kitchen is a happy kitchen, this kitchen is =
delirious.

 

If we are what =
we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.

 

I came, I saw, =
I decided to order pizza.

 

A balanced =
diet is a cookie in each hand.

 

Thou shalt not =
weigh more than thy refrigerator

 

Help keep this =
kitchen clean – eat out.

 

Countless =
number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead almost =
normal lives.

 

My next house =
will have no kitchen — just vending machines.

 

The only =
reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the =
house.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"