If you don’t =
like my standard of cooking, lower your =
standards.
If a messy =
kitchen is a happy kitchen, this kitchen is =
delirious.
If we are what =
we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
I came, I saw, =
I decided to order pizza.
A balanced =
diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not =
weigh more than thy refrigerator
Help keep this =
kitchen clean – eat out.
Countless =
number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead almost =
normal lives.
My next house =
will have no kitchen — just vending machines.
The only =
reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the =
house.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"