So this isn’t =
‘Home Sweet Home’. Adjust.
Ring Bell for =
Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself.
I clean house =
every other day. Today is the other day.
Martha Stewart =
doesn’t live here.
I’m creative. =
You can’t expect me to be neat too.
If you write =
in the dust, please don’t write a date.
I would cook =
you something, but I can’t find the can opener.
My house was =
clean last week. Too bad you missed it.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"