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02/01/20 Weekend Grif.Net – New Ten Commandments for 2020

02/01/20 Weekend Grif.Net – New Ten Commandments for 2020

By dictatorial fiat of a few liberal judges, we =
cannot give priority to the TEN COMMANDMENTS on which American Society =
"used" to be based. But we do have a NEW SET of Commandments . =
. .

 

1 – Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; =
after all, it is thy self-esteem that counts. If thou will not love =
thyself, who will?

 

2 – =
Thou shalt not make any graven image out of any substances which cannot =
be recycled.

 

3 – =
Thou shalt not take the name of Liberals in criticism, not exact any =
form of punishment (except on conservatives or the religion =
Right).

 

4 – Remember the anniversaries of Roe v. Wade and =
Hillary’s birthday, to keep them holy.

 

5 – =
Honor thy mother. If she is dysfunctional, it’s thy fathers =
fault.

 

6 – Thou shalt not kill anything. Unless it is a =
human being in the first, second or even third trimester and cannot =
defend itself.

 

7 – =
Thou shalt not commit adultery. Unless thou aspirest to high political =
office, use a condom, or simply cannot help it.

 

8 – =
Thou shalt not steal. Unless thou art  a disadvantaged minority, =
illegal alien or if thou art upset with a jury verdict.

 

9 – =
Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless thou can afford good legal =
counsel in the event thou art discovered.

 

10 – =
Thou shalt not covet. Unless thou art under $425,000 limit. Then let =
class warfare begin.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"