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01/28/20 Grif.Net – Leftover Dad Jokes

01/28/20 Grif.Net – Leftover Dad Jokes

[Friends and =
former friends so enjoyed the three days of lame “Dad Jokes” =
back a few weeks ago, that they sent us a few more. I added some of my =
own, too. Any you laugh at are mine. (That’s a =
joke).]

 

I like telling =
Dad jokes.

Sometimes he =
laughs.

 

Which weighs =
more, a gallon of butane or a gallon of water?

They weigh the =
same.

Nope. Butane =
is a lighter fluid.

 

What do you =
call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your =
face?

Too close for =
comfort food.

 

How many =
apples grow on a tree?

All =
of them.

 

I’m so good at =
sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

 

Your mom =
suggested I go on an all-almond diet.

That’s just =
nuts.

 

My daughter =
said to me, "What rhymes with orange?"

Sadly, I had =
to correct her and say it doesn’t.

 

What’s ET =
short for?

I assume =
because he’s only got tiny legs.

 

Last night I =
had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. =

I was like, =
0mg.

 

Do you know =
the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and =
the other is a little lighter.

 

I bought some tennis shoes on the street corner from a =
drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been =
tripping all day.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"