[Friends and =
former friends so enjoyed the three days of lame “Dad Jokes” =
back a few weeks ago, that they sent us a few more. I added some of my =
own, too. Any you laugh at are mine. (That’s a =
I like telling =
Sometimes he =
Which weighs =
more, a gallon of butane or a gallon of water?
They weigh the =
Nope. Butane =
is a lighter fluid.
What do you =
call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your =
Too close for =
How many =
apples grow on a tree?
I’m so good at =
sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.
Your mom =
suggested I go on an all-almond diet.
That’s just =
My daughter =
said to me, "What rhymes with orange?"
Sadly, I had =
to correct her and say it doesn’t.
What’s ET =
I assume =
because he’s only got tiny legs.
Last night I =
had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. =
I was like, =
Do you know =
the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and =
the other is a little lighter.
I bought some tennis shoes on the street corner from a =
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been =
tripping all day.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"