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01/16/20 Grif.Net – Job Search

01/16/20 Grif.Net – Job Search

IF FAMOUS =
HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB =
TODAY…

 

JULIUS CAESAR: =
My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I’d =
like to get away from all that.

 

JESSE JAMES: I =
can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, =
logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a =
knowledge of security measures at numerous =
banks.

 

MARIE =
ANTOINETTE: My management style has been criticized, but I’d like to =
think of myself as a people person.

 

JOSEPH =
GUILLOTINE: I can give your company a head start on the =
competition.

 

HAMLET: My =
position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

 

LUCREZIA =
BORGIA: My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the department, =
our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by =
one.

 

PANDORA: I can =
bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new =
things.

 

GENGHIS KHAN: =
My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my =
organization, and the populations of several =
countries.

 

MACBETH: Would =
I go after my boss’s job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock =
off his boss for a promotion?

 

LADY GODIVA: =
What do mean, this isn’t "business =
casual"?

 

ELVIS: My last =
boss and I…say, are you going to eat those =
fries?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"