IF FAMOUS =
HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB =
JULIUS CAESAR: =
My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I’d =
like to get away from all that.
JESSE JAMES: I =
can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, =
logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a =
knowledge of security measures at numerous =
ANTOINETTE: My management style has been criticized, but I’d like to =
think of myself as a people person.
GUILLOTINE: I can give your company a head start on the =
HAMLET: My =
position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
BORGIA: My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the department, =
our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by =
PANDORA: I can =
bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new =
GENGHIS KHAN: =
My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my =
organization, and the populations of several =
MACBETH: Would =
I go after my boss’s job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock =
off his boss for a promotion?
LADY GODIVA: =
What do mean, this isn’t "business =
ELVIS: My last =
boss and I…say, are you going to eat those =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"