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01/10/20 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes (part 3)

01/10/20 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes (part 3)

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[Final installment of truly forgettable jokes]

**What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-na.

**Your mom wasn’t happy with the Velcro she bought.

Evidently, it was a total rip off.

**I hear it’s easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.

It’s more difficult to deter gents, though.

**A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar
collection. Judge says, “First offender?”

She replied, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

**As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees.

I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.

**Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind… it’s tearable.

**At the restaurant I was interrogated over the theft of a toasted cheese
sandwich.

Man, they really grilled me.

**Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

**NURSE: “Blood type?” DAD: “Red.”

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

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It’s more =
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**Want to hear =
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**Did you hear =
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**NURSE: =
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~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
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