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01/09/20 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes (part 2)

01/09/20 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes (part 2)

[Everyone =
needs good jokes.  Good luck finding any =
here]

 

**I told my =
son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, “But dad, your =
name is Bob.”

I said, =
“I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson. Duh.” =

 

**Justice is a =
dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater. =

 

**Spring is =
here! I got so excited I almost wet my plants!

 

**If you see a =
robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness? =

 

**SERVER: =
"Sorry about your wait."

DAD: "Are =
you saying I’m fat?”

 

**(When an =
ambulance zips past with its siren blaring) – "They won’t =
sell much ice cream driving that fast.”

 

**If Snoop =
Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his =
grave?

 

**What’s =
Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

 

**CASHIER: =
"Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
DAD: "No, =
just leave it in the carton!’”

 

**How many =
tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. =

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"