needs good jokes. Good luck finding any =
**I told my =
son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, “But dad, your =
name is Bob.”
I said, =
“I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson. Duh.” =
**Justice is a =
dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater. =
**Spring is =
here! I got so excited I almost wet my plants!
**If you see a =
robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness? =
"Sorry about your wait."
DAD: "Are =
you saying I’m fat?”
**(When an =
ambulance zips past with its siren blaring) – "They won’t =
sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
**If Snoop =
Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his =
Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
"Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
DAD: "No, =
just leave it in the carton!’”
**How many =
tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"