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01/08/20 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes (part 1)

01/08/20 Grif.Net – Dad Jokes (part 1)

[Start your =
fake groaning to hide your admiration for these jokes.  Some new, =
some old, some even funny]

 

**Today, my =
son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. =

Eleven years =
old and he still doesn’t know my name is Bob.

 

**My wife is =
really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. =

So I packed up =
my stuff and right.

 

**Did you know =
the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? =

They were =
cooked in Greece.

 

**The secret =
service isn’t allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the =
president is about to be attacked.

Now they have =
to yell "Donald, duck!"

 

**What do you =
call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. =

 

**I ordered a =
chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let =
you know.

 

**What is the =
least spoken language in the world?

Sign =
language.

 

**My daughter =
screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to one word I’ve said, =
have you!?"

What a strange =
way to start a conversation with me.

 

**My wife =
tried to unlatch our daughter’s car seat with one hand and said, =
"How do one armed mothers do it?"

Without =
missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly." =

 

**My friend =
keeps saying "Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck =
underground in a hole full of water."

I know he =
means well, but . . .

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"