[Start your =
fake groaning to hide your admiration for these jokes. Some new, =
some old, some even funny]
**Today, my =
son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. =
Eleven years =
old and he still doesn’t know my name is Bob.
**My wife is =
really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. =
So I packed up =
my stuff and right.
**Did you know =
the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? =
They were =
cooked in Greece.
**The secret =
service isn’t allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the =
president is about to be attacked.
Now they have =
to yell "Donald, duck!"
**What do you =
call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. =
**I ordered a =
chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I’ll let =
**What is the =
least spoken language in the world?
**My daughter =
screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to one word I’ve said, =
What a strange =
way to start a conversation with me.
**My wife =
tried to unlatch our daughter’s car seat with one hand and said, =
"How do one armed mothers do it?"
missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly." =
**My friend =
keeps saying "Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck =
underground in a hole full of water."
I know he =
means well, but . . .
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"