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01/06/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

01/06/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Richard whined, “I was reading ‘A Christmas =
Carol’ and dropped it on my toe.  It hurt like the =
dickens.”

 

Wayne M reminded us, “Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature =
isn’t too fond of leaf blowers either. And don’t even get =
Nature started on car alarms.”

 

Ken H wonders, “Doctor told me to watch what I =
eat.  Does anyone know what channel the Pizza Network =
is?”

 

Jim warns, “Always surprised how quickly the staff =
at Lowes comes to help after ignoring you for 30 minutes when you try to =
start a chainsaw.”

 

Sue admitted, “I have a hard time believing the =
story of the three wise men. One maybe…but three?”

 

Michele stated, “Instead of presents this year, I =
just gave everyone my opinion.”

 

Sheri complained, “This year went by so fast I =
didn’t have time to lose weight.”

 

Victor advised, “Amazing fact. Look it up yourself. =
More than half of English dictionaries do not include the word =
gullible.”

 

James =
evaluated, “American Theology =3D I trust in God’s =
providence, unless it includes suffering.”

 

Scott asks, “Looking for several recommendations on =
dermatologists. I don’t want to make any rash =
decisions.”

 

Mark lamented, “I asked Alexa what women REALLY want =
in a man.  She hasn’t quit talking in nine =
days.”

 

Sven commented, “Going to visit buddies at the VFW =
bar takes only a 5-minute walk.  Returning home takes 30 minutes. =
The difference is staggering.”

 

Marilyn was =
overjoyed: “Not to brag, but I went into another room and actually =
REMEMBERED why I went in there! It was the bathroom, but still . . . =

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"