01/06/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

01/06/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Richard whined, “I was reading ‘A Christmas =
Carol’ and dropped it on my toe.  It hurt like the =


Wayne M reminded us, “Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature =
isn’t too fond of leaf blowers either. And don’t even get =
Nature started on car alarms.”


Ken H wonders, “Doctor told me to watch what I =
eat.  Does anyone know what channel the Pizza Network =


Jim warns, “Always surprised how quickly the staff =
at Lowes comes to help after ignoring you for 30 minutes when you try to =
start a chainsaw.”


Sue admitted, “I have a hard time believing the =
story of the three wise men. One maybe…but three?”


Michele stated, “Instead of presents this year, I =
just gave everyone my opinion.”


Sheri complained, “This year went by so fast I =
didn’t have time to lose weight.”


Victor advised, “Amazing fact. Look it up yourself. =
More than half of English dictionaries do not include the word =


James =
evaluated, “American Theology =3D I trust in God’s =
providence, unless it includes suffering.”


Scott asks, “Looking for several recommendations on =
dermatologists. I don’t want to make any rash =


Mark lamented, “I asked Alexa what women REALLY want =
in a man.  She hasn’t quit talking in nine =


Sven commented, “Going to visit buddies at the VFW =
bar takes only a 5-minute walk.  Returning home takes 30 minutes. =
The difference is staggering.”


Marilyn was =
overjoyed: “Not to brag, but I went into another room and actually =
REMEMBERED why I went in there! It was the bathroom, but still . . . =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"