This year I =
also resolve to…
– Stay off the =
International Space Station.
– Wait around =
the house for opportunity to knock.
– Focus on the =
faults of others, not myself
– Fulfill =
personal goal to bring back disco.
– Don’t ever =
bet against the Minnesota Vikings.
– Buy an ’83 =
Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo =
system.
– Only wear =
jeans that are 2 sizes too small so they hang below my belly; use a =
chain or rope for a belt.
– Get more =
toys. He who dies with the most toys wins.
– Get even =
further in debt.
– Never make =
New Year’s resolutions again.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"