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01/03/20 Grif.Net – Easier Resolutions I Can Keep (part 2)

01/03/20 Grif.Net – Easier Resolutions I Can Keep (part 2)

This year I =
also resolve to…

 

– Stay off the =
International Space Station.

 

– Wait around =
the house for opportunity to knock.

 

– Focus on the =
faults of others, not myself

 

– Fulfill =
personal goal to bring back disco.

 

– Don’t ever =
bet against the Minnesota Vikings.

 

– Buy an ’83 =
Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo =
system.

 

– Only wear =
jeans that are 2 sizes too small so they hang below my belly; use a =
chain or rope for a belt.

 

– Get more =
toys. He who dies with the most toys wins.

 

– Get even =
further in debt.

 

– Never make =
New Year’s resolutions again.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"