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01/02/20 Grif.Net – Easier Resolutions I Can Keep (part 1)

01/02/20 Grif.Net – Easier Resolutions I Can Keep (part 1)

This year I =
resolve to…

 

– Gain weight; =
aim for at least 30 pounds.

 

– Stop =
exercising; it’s waste of time.

 

– Read less; =
it makes me think too much.

 

– Watch more =
TV; I’ve been missing some good stuff.

 

– =
Procrastinate more; starting tomorrow.

 

– Spend more =
time at work, surfing with the T1 line.

 

– Take a =
vacation to someplace important, like to see the largest ball of =
twine.

 

– Stop =
bringing lunch from home; I should eat fast food =
more.

 

– Start being =
superstitious.  Crossing my fingers.

 

– Wait until =
January 2nd to make any resolution so I can enjoy non-stop =
parades and football on the 1st.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"