This year I =
resolve to…
– Gain weight; =
aim for at least 30 pounds.
– Stop =
exercising; it’s waste of time.
– Read less; =
it makes me think too much.
– Watch more =
TV; I’ve been missing some good stuff.
– =
Procrastinate more; starting tomorrow.
– Spend more =
time at work, surfing with the T1 line.
– Take a =
vacation to someplace important, like to see the largest ball of =
twine.
– Stop =
bringing lunch from home; I should eat fast food =
more.
– Start being =
superstitious. Crossing my fingers.
– Wait until =
January 2nd to make any resolution so I can enjoy non-stop =
parades and football on the 1st.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"