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01/01/20 Grif.Net – New Year, Old Puns

01/01/20 Grif.Net – New Year, Old Puns

[Since 1996 =
and the first Grif Net blogs, on the first weekday of every month we =
share tear-able puns/word plays. Welcome 2020]


Most of my =
resolutions go in one year and out the other.

  

Someone said, =
“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna =
fish.” 
I beg to differ. You CAN tuna fish, if you adjust =
his scales.

 

I put my new =
freezer next to the refrigerator. Now they’re just =
chillin’.

 

My landlord =
says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I =
told him, "My door is always open".

 

Just received =
a card full of rice. It’s from Uncle Ben.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"