01/01/20 Grif.Net – New Year, Old Puns

01/01/20 Grif.Net – New Year, Old Puns

[Since 1996 =
and the first Grif Net blogs, on the first weekday of every month we =
share tear-able puns/word plays. Welcome 2020]

Most of my =
resolutions go in one year and out the other.


Someone said, =
“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna =
I beg to differ. You CAN tuna fish, if you adjust =
his scales.


I put my new =
freezer next to the refrigerator. Now they’re just =


My landlord =
says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I =
told him, "My door is always open".


Just received =
a card full of rice. It’s from Uncle Ben.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"