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12/20/19 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family Gathering (part 5)

12/20/19 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family Gathering (part 5)

[Families =
gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are =
‘touchy’. Here are the final ten ‘ask anytime’ =
starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no right or wrong =
answers]

 

Can you buy an =
entire chess set in a pawn shop?

 

Why is the =
time of day with the slowest traffic called rush =
hour?

 

Is it OK to =
use the AM radio after noon?

 

Why is it =
called tourist season if we can’t shoot at =
them?

 

Why is it that =
everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone =
driving slower than you is a moron?

 

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice =
come from?

 

Why does grass only smell when you cut it?

 

Can fat people =
go skinny dipping?

 

Why do we call =
something funny a “knee slapper” when we actually slap our =
thigh?

 

If the funeral =
procession is at night, do people drive with their headlights =
off?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"