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12/17/19 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family Gathering (part 2)

12/17/19 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family Gathering (part 2)

[Families =
gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are =
‘touchy’. Here are the next ten ‘ask anytime’ =
starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no right or wrong =
answers]

 

How come =
people say they ate the last piece of gum when they really just =
chew it?

 

If bald people =
work as chefs in a restaurant, do they have to wear =
hairnets?

 

If =
there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called =
“stand-up”?

 

Why is it that =
no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubble are always =
white?

 

Why do they =
call someone “late” if they died =
early?

 

Why are red =
buttons always the most important?

 

Why =
doesn’t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your =
head?

 

Why when =
people ask you “what three things would you bring with you on a =
desert island?” no one ever replies, “A =
BOAT”

 

Why are =
elderly people often called “old people” but children are =
never called “new people”?

 

If Winnie the =
pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it =
off his hands?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"