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12/16/19 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family Gathering (part 1)

12/16/19 Grif.Net – Questions for the Family Gathering (part 1)

[Families =
gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are =
‘touchy’. Here are the first part of fifty ‘ask =
anytime’ starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no =
right or wrong answers]

 

Why is it said =
that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming =
on?

 

Why did Sally =
sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up =
anyway?

 

Why is it that =
if someone yells “duck” they are helping you, but if they =
yell “chicken” they are insulting =
you?

 

If the FBI =
breaks your door down, who has to pay for it?

 

If nobody buys =
a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

 

If you have a =
cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

 

If a doctor =
suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the =
doctor or the patient?

 

Why do we say =
we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the =
way we normally are?

 

Why =
isn’t the “caps lock” =
capitalized?

 

How come =
whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice =
than you talk?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"