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12/05/19 Grif.Net – Howling Headlines, 2

12/05/19 Grif.Net – Howling Headlines, 2

MORE real headlines that make you scratch your head . =
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**NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP =

 

**CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED =
NEEDY

 

**XRAYS OF TEACHER’S HEAD REVEALS =
NOTHING

 

**KIDS MAKE NUTRTIOUS SNACKS

 

**LAWMAKERS =
BACK TRAIN THROUGH IOWA

 

**LANSING =
RESIDENTS CAN DROP OFF TREES

 

**KIDNEY =
PATIENTS TO GO ON THEIR OWN

 

**LOCAL HIGH =
SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF

 

**WOMAN =
STEALS CLOCK, FACES TIME

 

**BE SURE TO =
EAT RIGHT BEFORE SURGERY

 

**PROSECUTOR =
RELEASES PROBE INTO SHERIFF

 

**CHINESE =
PROTEST MUSHROOMS

 

**HOSPITAL =
SUED BY SEVEN FOOT DOCTORS

 

**BANK =
DRIVE-IN WINDOW BLOCKED BY BOARD

 

**DENTIST =
RECEIVES PLAQUE

 

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