‘If my =
grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes from a box, she would turn =
over in her gravy.”
“My =
family asked me not to tell any lame ‘Dad Jokes’ at the =
table, but I couldn’t quit cold =
turkey.”
“Not =
saying I ate too much, but does anyone know how to let out my =
robe?”
“Before =
accepting an invitation to dinner at our house, remember that our family =
considers gravy a beverage.”
“Grandkid=
s said they would choose songs for the meal fitting with the original =
Thanksgiving. I didn’t know Plymouth Rock was a music =
genre.”
“The =
only thing not hungry at our table was the turkey. It was already =
stuffed.”
“The =
police interrupted our dinner. They suspected there was fowl play =
in the kitchen.”
“Before =
we eat, we go around the table saying what we each are thankful =
for. Grandson said, ‘I’m thankful I’m not a =
turkey.’”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"