11/27/19 Grif.Net – Words with Friends

11/27/19 Grif.Net – Words with Friends

Marilyn said, “When I was a little girl my brother =
would always say ‘Excuse my French’ after a cuss word. My first =
day of school the teacher asked if anyone knew French.

I raised my hand.”


Bryan asked, “Should I tell a sodium joke?  =
(I agree, Brian. I tried to tell a joke about chemistry =
but there was no reaction.)


Ken H added, “Realized I needed to get in shape, so =
I made plans to join a gym and work out for one full year.

The year I picked is 2045.”


Monte =
observed, “This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat and =
it was obvious she thought the cat understood =

I went back =
inside my house and told my dog all about it, and we laughed and =


Ken M shared, =
“They dug the wrong sized hole at the cemetery and the coffin =
wouldn’t fit.
I told them that was a grave =


Debbie reminds =
us, “There is no such thing as ‘government funded’. =
It’s all ‘taxpayer funded’.


Timothy =
reminded his children, “When I was your age, I had to walk ten =
feet through deep shag carpeting just to change a =


Sue related that she asked a co-worker, “Be honest: =
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?”

Her friend replied, “I =
can’t tell. There are too many =


Richard confessed, “To help me lose weight, my =
doctor recommended a glutton-free diet.”


Mike sighed, =
It’s hard =
buying a gift for your wife for Christmas when she got everything in the =
world the day she married me.”



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"