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11/27/19 Grif.Net – Words with Friends

11/27/19 Grif.Net – Words with Friends

Marilyn said, “When I was a little girl my brother =
would always say ‘Excuse my French’ after a cuss word. My first =
day of school the teacher asked if anyone knew French.

I raised my hand.”

 

Bryan asked, “Should I tell a sodium joke?  =
Na.”
(I agree, Brian. I tried to tell a joke about chemistry =
but there was no reaction.)

 

Ken H added, “Realized I needed to get in shape, so =
I made plans to join a gym and work out for one full year.

The year I picked is 2045.”

 

Monte =
observed, “This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat and =
it was obvious she thought the cat understood =
her.

I went back =
inside my house and told my dog all about it, and we laughed and =
laughed.”

 

Ken M shared, =
“They dug the wrong sized hole at the cemetery and the coffin =
wouldn’t fit.
I told them that was a grave =
mistake.”

 

Debbie reminds =
us, “There is no such thing as ‘government funded’. =
It’s all ‘taxpayer funded’.

 

Timothy =
reminded his children, “When I was your age, I had to walk ten =
feet through deep shag carpeting just to change a =
channel.”

 

Sue related that she asked a co-worker, “Be honest: =
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?”

Her friend replied, “I =
can’t tell. There are too many =
wrinkles.”

 

Richard confessed, “To help me lose weight, my =
doctor recommended a glutton-free diet.”

 

Mike sighed, =
It’s hard =
buying a gift for your wife for Christmas when she got everything in the =
world the day she married me.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"