10/30/19 Grif.Net – Confessions

10/30/19 Grif.Net – Confessions

“What =
does my wife do? Well, that’s difficult to say. See, she sells =
seashells on the seashore.” – Milton Jones


"So, I’m =
at the Wailing Wall, standing there, like a moron, with my =
harpoon." – Emo Philips


"A hotel =
minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of =
Pepsi will cost in 2030." – Rich Hall


"Police =
arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other =
was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off." =
– Tommy Cooper


“I =
usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one =
time.” – Tom Ward


“Hey, if =
anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always =
open.” – Paul F. Taylor


“People =
who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at =
themselves.” – Abi Roberts


vitis com is sure a site for sore eyes." – Tim =


“Exit =
signs? They’re on the way out!” – Tim =


“I saw a =
documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting!” – =
Stewart Francis



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"