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10/24/19 Grif.Net – Police Week, 4

10/24/19 Grif.Net – Police Week, 4

[Encounters =
with the police should not be frightening. Just give honest answers and =
they will let you go.]

I was pulled over last night and the =
officer asked me if I had a police record.

I told him =
“No, but I have a couple albums by =
Sting.”

 

**

My wife =
crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided =
with was on his phone and drinking a can of =
beer.

The police =
said he can do what he likes in his own living =
room.

 

**

The police =
told me they’d throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing =
board games.

That’s a Risk =
I’m willing to take.

 

**

Someone stole =
my porch window, I called the police.

They said they =
would look into it.

 

**

Police are on =
the hunt for a South Korean man accused of murdering his =
wife.

Evidently, he =
is the Seoul suspect.

 

**

A policeman =
just pulled me over and said, =
"Papers?"

I answered, =
"Scissors. I win!" and drove off.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"