[Encounters =
with the police should not be frightening. Just give honest answers and =
they will let you go.]
I was pulled over last night and the =
officer asked me if I had a police record.
I told him =
“No, but I have a couple albums by =
Sting.”
**
My wife =
crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided =
with was on his phone and drinking a can of =
beer.
The police =
said he can do what he likes in his own living =
room.
**
The police =
told me they’d throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing =
board games.
That’s a Risk =
I’m willing to take.
**
Someone stole =
my porch window, I called the police.
They said they =
would look into it.
**
Police are on =
the hunt for a South Korean man accused of murdering his =
wife.
Evidently, he =
is the Seoul suspect.
**
A policeman =
just pulled me over and said, =
"Papers?"
I answered, =
"Scissors. I win!" and drove off.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"