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10/14/19 Grif.Net – Letters You do NOT want to Get

10/14/19 Grif.Net – Letters You do NOT want to Get

Dear Dad =

I am writing =
to ask if there is a limitation to the number of cars our liability =
insurance covers . . .

 

Dear Nephew =

You know last =
summer when you broke the vase my grandfather had given me? Remember I =
told you a hundred bucks would be fine, but you insisted I get it =
appraised?

Well, boy I’m =
glad you did. I hope you’re sitting down because the museum’s curator of =
13th Century art says . . .

 

Dear Frequent =
Flyer Priority Member –

The purpose of =
this letter is to inform you that the purebred puppy you were sending to =
Oakland, California, was inadvertently shipped to Auckland, New Zealand =
. . .

 

Dear Buddy =

So why am I =
writing to you after all these years? Well, it seems that the university =
made a mistake; they swapped our transcripts.  Isn’t that a hoot? =
And all these years I thought I had graduated by the skin of my teeth. =
And all these years you thought you were summa cum =
laude!

 

Dear Mrs/Ms =

Recently you =
purchased from us a home pregnancy diagnostic kit. We are writing to =
inform you that there has been a mistake in the =
instructions.

What you =
thought you were, you aren’t. What you thought you weren’t, you =
are.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"