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10/02/19 Grif.Net – His Wedding Vows

10/02/19 Grif.Net – His Wedding Vows

During the =
wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual =
offer. "Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. =
When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and =
cherish’ and all that stuff,  I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave =
that part out."  He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked =
away satisfied.

 

It is now the =
day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of =
the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the =
groom’s vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says: =
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every =
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, =
and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not =
ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall =
live?"

 

The groom =
gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, =
"Yes."

 

After the =
wedding, the groom pulled the pastor aside and hissed, "I thought =
we had a deal."

 

The pastor put =
the $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered back, "I got a =
better deal.  She gave me a $500.00 check . . from your =
account."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"