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09/24/19 Grif.Net – Union News

09/24/19 Grif.Net – Union News

[After Labor =
Day, I did some research on what Unions were doing and share these =
updates for those interested]

 

The Custodians =
of America were brushing up their resumes since their work was not =
really picking up.

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sp;      

The Balloon =
Makers formed a union because their work was rapidly =
expanding.

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sp;      

The Fortune =
Tellers did not form a union because it became crystal clear that there =
was no future in it.

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sp;      

The Magicians =
were worried and did not form a union because of concern that their work =
was just an illusion, and would soon vanish.

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sp;      

The =
Electricians union took charge and sent the Teamsters Union =
packing.  (At least that is the current situation due to an =
alternating view.)

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sp;      

The Ice Cream =
Makers discovered that their union had a hiring =
freeze.

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sp;      

The Meat =
Packers Union found that management gave them the cold =
shoulder.

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The =
Bread-makers could not rise to the occasion and so lost an increase in =
dough.

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sp;      

Disputes =
recently broke out among the Window Installers Association, causing a =
real pane.  Until they had a major break-through that was a =
shattering success.

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sp;      

The painters =
union was all primed for a strike but was rolled right over by the floor =
covering union that laid down the law because they were stretched =
tight.

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sp;      

The =
Professional Bowlers Association did go on a major strike, but were =
split on the issues.

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sp;      

The =
Professional Wrestlers wanted to form a union because they felt they =
were being pinned by those holding them down, and they did not want to =
be counted out.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"