Joe shared, =
“If anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at =
Barnes & Noble from 6:00 pm until I get escorted out by =
security.”
Mike said, =
“I just tried a tasteless new cereal called ‘Nuttin Special, =
Honey’”
Scott =
complained, “Facebook has no sense of humor. I post one pun =
about constipation and I get =
blocked.”
Larry opined, =
“If the earth were really flat, cats would push everything off =
it.”
Tim clarified: =
“Jesus saved my soul. Peter’s vision saved my =
bacon.”
Sue admitted, “I relabeled all the jars in my =
mom’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is =
cumin.”
Jim pondered, =
"I think I want a job =
cleaning mirrors. It’s something I could really see myself =
doing.”
Heidi thought, “The sooner I =
fall behind, the more time I’ll have to catch =
up.”
Sophia shared, =
“My grandkids want a cat for Christmas. For the last 20 years =
I’ve had turkey, but I love my grandkids, so I guess . . . =
“
Gordy sighed, =
“I hate standing in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up =
and pick a suspect.”
Wayne =
confessed, “I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn’t pay my =
electric bill. It was the darkest day of my life!”
George =
disclosed, “My phone =
is so old that, at midnight, it plays the Nation Anthem and goes to a =
test pattern.”
Steve admitted, “I am friends with all but one =
letter in the alphabet but I don’t know y.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"