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09/02/19 Grif.Net – Punz

09/02/19 Grif.Net – Punz

Why are some =
sports fast and others dull? Every football game has a kick-off.  =
Basketball games have jump starts. Baseball has a first pitch.  But =
soccer games start with a kick backwards.

 

A semi-col=
on broke the law and was given two consecutive =
sentences

 

I found a huge =
boulder yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.   Must =
be some kind of milestone.

 

My wife likes =
it when I blow air on her to cool her when she’s very warm, but =
honestly, I’m not a fan.

 

My doctor =
tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He prescribed a strong =
placebo, but I don’t think it’s working.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"