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08/27/19 Grif.Net – MORE Employee Reviews

08/27/19 Grif.Net – MORE Employee Reviews

[All the =
summer interns are gone. Here are MORE evaluations of crop failure in =
our future worker pool]

 

She’s as =
bright as Alaska in December.

 

One-celled =
organisms out-score her in IQ tests.

 

Donated his =
brain to science before he was done using it.

 

He is so =
dense, light bends around him.

 

She is one =
neuron short of a synapse.

 

If he were any =
more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week. =

 

Some drink =
from the fountain of knowledge; she only gargled. =

 

If you give =
him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change. =

 

Takes him one =
and a half hours to watch the 60 minutes program. =

 

She must have =
been left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby. =

 

[thanks to my =
friend Bill, H.R. Director at a large firm, for forwarding this =
tongue-in-cheek humor]

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"