[All the =
summer interns are gone. Here are MORE evaluations of crop failure in =
our future worker pool]
She’s as =
bright as Alaska in December.
organisms out-score her in IQ tests.
Donated his =
brain to science before he was done using it.
He is so =
dense, light bends around him.
She is one =
neuron short of a synapse.
If he were any =
more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week. =
Some drink =
from the fountain of knowledge; she only gargled. =
If you give =
him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change. =
Takes him one =
and a half hours to watch the 60 minutes program. =
She must have =
been left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby. =
[thanks to my =
friend Bill, H.R. Director at a large firm, for forwarding this =
Dr Bob Griffin =
email@example.com www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =