08/27/19 Grif.Net – MORE Employee Reviews

08/27/19 Grif.Net – MORE Employee Reviews

[All the =
summer interns are gone. Here are MORE evaluations of crop failure in =
our future worker pool]


She’s as =
bright as Alaska in December.


One-celled =
organisms out-score her in IQ tests.


Donated his =
brain to science before he was done using it.


He is so =
dense, light bends around him.


She is one =
neuron short of a synapse.


If he were any =
more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week. =


Some drink =
from the fountain of knowledge; she only gargled. =


If you give =
him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change. =


Takes him one =
and a half hours to watch the 60 minutes program. =


She must have =
been left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby. =


[thanks to my =
friend Bill, H.R. Director at a large firm, for forwarding this =
tongue-in-cheek humor]



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =