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08/26/19 Grif.Net – End of Summer Employee Reviews

08/26/19 Grif.Net – End of Summer Employee Reviews

[Evaluation of =
our company’s employees as they left their summer job with us to =
return to university. Names removed to protect any minimal hope they may =
have of future employment]

His co-workers would follow him =
anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

 

I would not =
allow this employee to breed.

 

Since my last =
report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. =

 

When she opens =
her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was =
previously in there.

 

This young =
lady has delusions of adequacy.

 

She sets low =
personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. =

 

This employee =
should go far–and the sooner he starts the better. =

 

This employee =
is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

 

Got into the =
gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching. =

 

A gross =
ignoramus–144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. =

 

A prime =
candidate for natural deselection.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"