08/26/19 Grif.Net – End of Summer Employee Reviews

08/26/19 Grif.Net – End of Summer Employee Reviews

[Evaluation of =
our company’s employees as they left their summer job with us to =
return to university. Names removed to protect any minimal hope they may =
have of future employment]

His co-workers would follow him =
anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.


I would not =
allow this employee to breed.


Since my last =
report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. =


When she opens =
her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was =
previously in there.


This young =
lady has delusions of adequacy.


She sets low =
personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. =


This employee =
should go far–and the sooner he starts the better. =


This employee =
is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.


Got into the =
gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching. =


A gross =
ignoramus–144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. =


A prime =
candidate for natural deselection.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"