08/09/19 Grif.Net – Clock Repair

08/09/19 Grif.Net – Clock Repair

Our =
grandfather clock suddenly stopped working.  So we looked up the =
only clock repair office in the state, loaded it in the van and headed =
to the shop.


In the shop =
was a little old man who insisted he was Swiss but had a heavy German =
accent asking, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"

I said, =
"I’m not sure, but it doesn’t go ‘tick-tock, tick-tock’ anymore. =
Now it just goes ‘tick…tick…tick."

The old man said =
“Leaf it to me” and stepped behind the counter, rummaged =
around a bit, and emerged with a huge flashlight.  He walked over =
to the grandfather clock, turned the flashlight on, and shined it =
directly into the clock’s face.


Then he said =
in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"