If cats and dogs didn’t have fur, would we still pet =
them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then =
what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales =
look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog =
horns out of?
If you jog backwards, will you =
gain weight?
If you take an Asian and spin him around several times, =
does he become disoriented?
If you examine signs that say "Slow Children", =
why do they have a picture of a running child?
If white wine goes with fish, do =
white grapes go with sushi?
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"