Grif.Net

07/22/19 Grif.Net – Job Applicants’

07/22/19 Grif.Net – Job Applicants’

From job interviews and employment =
forms:

"Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as =
‘job-hopping’. I have never quit a job."

 

"Marital Status: Often. Children: =
Various."

 

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm (please =
don’t let them know of my immediate availability)."

 

“I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I =
can act on short notice. I’m a class act, but come cheap." =

 

"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I’ve made =
money and lost money. I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. I prefer being =
rich."

 

"I’m married with 9 children and know how to handle =
stress.”

 

"Number of dependents: Unsure. Somewhere around =
40."

 

"I procrastinate – especially when the task is =
unpleasant."

 

"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian =
sheep."

 

“Greatest achievement at work is donating blood. 14 =
gallons so far."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"