06/21/19 Grif.Net – Honesty

06/21/19 Grif.Net – Honesty

[This is a rerun from 20 years ago, but as the wife and I get older, =
it seems to age well.  It was used on RFD TV’s =
“Larry’s Country Diner” just a week ago and reminded =
me that I had sent this joke to my friends two decades =


An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and =
settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding =
anniversary they walked down to their old school. There, they held hands =
as they found the desk they shared and where he had carved their =


On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car =
practically at their feet. She quickly picked it up and, not knowing =
what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – =
$50,000 –  and the husband said, "We’ve got to give it =


She replied, "Finders keepers" and put the money back in the =
bag and hid it among the boxes in the attic.


The next day, two FBI agents who were going from door-to-door in the =
neighborhood looking for the money show up at their home. One knocked on =
the door and asks, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money =
that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" =


Immediately she said, "No".


The husband said: "She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic." =


"Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile." =


But the agents sat the man down and began to question him. "Tell =
us the story from the beginning."


The old man begins, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home =
from school yesterday …"


At this, the FBI agent glanced at his partner and concluded, =
"We’re outta here …"


Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"