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06/18/19 Grif.Net – Important Warning Labels

06/18/19 Grif.Net – Important Warning Labels

[Actual instruction labels found on products]


ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. =

 

ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. =
Details inside.

 

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap. =

 

ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost. =

 

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head. =

 

ON A CAKE BOX: (Printed on the bottom of the box.) Do not turn upside =
down.

 

ON BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating. =

 

ON PACKAGING FOR AN IRON: Do not iron clothes on body. =

 

ON CHILDREN’S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate heavy =
machinery.

 

ON NYTOL (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness. =

 

ON A KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning: keep out of children. =

 

ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only. =

 

ON A FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use. =

 

ON BAG OF PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts.

 

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat =
nuts.

 

ON A CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. =

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