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06/14/19 Grif.Net – Phrases We Often Hear in Church

06/14/19 Grif.Net – Phrases We Often Hear in Church

[As a pastor, I am pleased with hearing such phrases all the =
time.  Ah, often.  Or once in a while.  Well, in my =
dreams.]

 

> “Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front =
row.”

 

> “I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 =
minutes overtime.”

 

> “I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to =
send to TV evangelists.”

 

> “May I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior =
High Sunday School class?”

 

> “I love it when we sing these old hymns I’ve never heard =
before.”

 

> “Since we’re all here, let’s start the service =
early.”

 

> “Pastor, we’d like to send you to a Bible seminar held on a =
cruise ship in the Bahamas.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"