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06/12/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates of my Friends

06/12/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates of my Friends

From Cynthia: =
“With all this rain, I think we need to build an ark.  But =
don’t worry, I Noah guy.”

 

From Josh: =
“Congratulations to the 2019 High School Graduates on getting thru =
the easiest part of life.”

 

From Maria: =
“I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes.  Turns out it =
was the refrigerator.”

 

From Kara: =
“To clarify: Teachers are not ‘off’ for the =
summer.  They are ‘in =
recovery’.”

 

From Billy: =
“Dove chocolate tastes way better than their =
soap.”

 

From Marilyn: “I just checked my account at the ATM – it printed =
a coupon for Ramen Noodles.”

 

From Mark: =
“All my passwords are protected by =
amnesia.”

 

From Woody: =
“I squint at the sun because it’s bright.  I squint at =
most people because they’re not.”

 

From Sue: “I wouldn’t say my love life is bad, but the last guy =
I turned on was Mr. Coffee.”

 

From Ken: “My friend went bald years ago, but still carries an =
old comb in his pocket.  Sadly, he just can’t part with =
it.”

 

From WendyJo: “God made man before He made woman because He =
didn’t want any advice on how to do =
it.”

 

From Scott: “The best angle to approach any problem is the =
Tryangle.”

 

From Ellen: “Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss, =
dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt =
only by the heart.”

 

From Alex: “How can Funeral Homes raise their prices and then =
blame it on the cost of living?”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"