From Cynthia: =
“With all this rain, I think we need to build an ark. But =
don’t worry, I Noah guy.”
From Josh: =
“Congratulations to the 2019 High School Graduates on getting thru =
the easiest part of life.”
From Maria: =
“I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it =
was the refrigerator.”
From Kara: =
“To clarify: Teachers are not ‘off’ for the =
summer. They are ‘in =
recovery’.”
From Billy: =
“Dove chocolate tastes way better than their =
soap.”
From Marilyn: “I just checked my account at the ATM – it printed =
a coupon for Ramen Noodles.”
From Mark: =
“All my passwords are protected by =
amnesia.”
From Woody: =
“I squint at the sun because it’s bright. I squint at =
most people because they’re not.”
From Sue: “I wouldn’t say my love life is bad, but the last guy =
I turned on was Mr. Coffee.”
From Ken: “My friend went bald years ago, but still carries an =
old comb in his pocket. Sadly, he just can’t part with =
it.”
From WendyJo: “God made man before He made woman because He =
didn’t want any advice on how to do =
it.”
From Scott: “The best angle to approach any problem is the =
Tryangle.”
From Ellen: “Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss, =
dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt =
only by the heart.”
From Alex: “How can Funeral Homes raise their prices and then =
blame it on the cost of living?”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"