05/10/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

05/10/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

Sue said, =
“You know you’re drinking too much coffee when you go to AA =
meetings just for the free coffee.”


Tim said, =
If life gives you melons, =
you’re probably dyslexic.”


Ken said, =
“You should never date a tennis player.  Love means nothing =
to them.”


Maria said, =
“I’ve got PMS, OCD and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty =
while I kill everyone, but I can’t focus right now; I’m =
cleaning the house.”


Aubree said, =
“Racecar backwards is racecar. Racecar upside down is =


James said, =
“Ban pre-shredded cheese.  Make America grate =


Marilyn said, “I got a ride with a Russian Uber driver. His name =
was Pickup Andropov.”


Kim said, “Real men don’t have X-boxes.  Real men =
have tool-boxes and tackle-boxes.”


Beverly said, “I feel sorry for people who don’t have =
dogs. I hear they have to pick up their own food if it drops on the =


Loren said, “I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big =
smile on her face this morning. Now I can’t have Sharpies in the =
house anymore.”


Jeremiah said, =
“For getting good grades on his report card, we told our son he =
could have a present. He chose three pounds of bacon.  That is when =
I knew he was mine.”


Jim said, =
“I’m so old that, when I was a kid, we actually had to win =
to get a trophy.”


Scott said, =
“I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for, but I never get a straight =


Terry said, =
“People are really shocked when they find out I’m not a good =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"