Sue said, =
“You know you’re drinking too much coffee when you go to AA =
meetings just for the free coffee.”
Tim said, =
“If life gives you melons, =
you’re probably dyslexic.”
Ken said, =
“You should never date a tennis player. Love means nothing =
to them.”
Maria said, =
“I’ve got PMS, OCD and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty =
while I kill everyone, but I can’t focus right now; I’m =
cleaning the house.”
Aubree said, =
“Racecar backwards is racecar. Racecar upside down is =
expensive.”
James said, =
“Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate =
again.”
Marilyn said, “I got a ride with a Russian Uber driver. His name =
was Pickup Andropov.”
Kim said, “Real men don’t have X-boxes. Real men =
have tool-boxes and tackle-boxes.”
Beverly said, “I feel sorry for people who don’t have =
dogs. I hear they have to pick up their own food if it drops on the =
floor.”
Loren said, “I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big =
smile on her face this morning. Now I can’t have Sharpies in the =
house anymore.”
Jeremiah said, =
“For getting good grades on his report card, we told our son he =
could have a present. He chose three pounds of bacon. That is when =
I knew he was mine.”
Jim said, =
“I’m so old that, when I was a kid, we actually had to win =
to get a trophy.”
Scott said, =
“I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for, but I never get a straight =
answer.”
Terry said, =
“People are really shocked when they find out I’m not a good =
electrician.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"