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05/10/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

05/10/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

Sue said, =
“You know you’re drinking too much coffee when you go to AA =
meetings just for the free coffee.”

 

Tim said, =
If life gives you melons, =
you’re probably dyslexic.”

 

Ken said, =
“You should never date a tennis player.  Love means nothing =
to them.”

 

Maria said, =
“I’ve got PMS, OCD and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty =
while I kill everyone, but I can’t focus right now; I’m =
cleaning the house.”

 

Aubree said, =
“Racecar backwards is racecar. Racecar upside down is =
expensive.”

 

James said, =
“Ban pre-shredded cheese.  Make America grate =
again.”

 

Marilyn said, “I got a ride with a Russian Uber driver. His name =
was Pickup Andropov.”

 

Kim said, “Real men don’t have X-boxes.  Real men =
have tool-boxes and tackle-boxes.”

 

Beverly said, “I feel sorry for people who don’t have =
dogs. I hear they have to pick up their own food if it drops on the =
floor.”

 

Loren said, “I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big =
smile on her face this morning. Now I can’t have Sharpies in the =
house anymore.”

 

Jeremiah said, =
“For getting good grades on his report card, we told our son he =
could have a present. He chose three pounds of bacon.  That is when =
I knew he was mine.”

 

Jim said, =
“I’m so old that, when I was a kid, we actually had to win =
to get a trophy.”

 

Scott said, =
“I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for, but I never get a straight =
answer.”

 

Terry said, =
“People are really shocked when they find out I’m not a good =
electrician.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"