An attorney, anxious to impress the judge with detail, asked the =
following line of questions of a Medical Examiner who had recently =
performed an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a =
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began =
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. =
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? =
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive without a brain =
and practicing law in this courtroom.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"