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05/06/19 Grif.Net – Autopsy

05/06/19 Grif.Net – Autopsy

An attorney, anxious to impress the judge with detail, asked the =
following line of questions of a Medical Examiner who had recently =
performed an autopsy.

 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a =
pulse?

A: No.

 

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

 

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

 

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began =
the autopsy?

A: No.

 

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. =

 

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? =

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive without a brain =
and practicing law in this courtroom.

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